Friday, November 16, 2012



7 Steps in Becoming a Serial Killer

Step 1) Deliberately have no contact with any formal parents whether on the mom’s side or the father’s. As a child, hold pent up anger and blame the world for your misfortune. If you’re in a foster home, yell at your caretakers that they’re not your real parents.
Step 2) With all the time in the world, lay your curiosity on dead animals. Handle their corpses. If you can withstand the guts and gore, inspect the insides further by slicing through the belly of the creature and caring for it. It can be a squirrel, a rabbit, a possum, a cat, or a dog—it doesn’t matter. In the end, taking the head as a souvenir can be cathartic for your morbid fascination.
Step 3) Watch humans interacting daily. Watch from park benches, café seats, or bus stops. Imagine carving the skin of these people like a pumpkin on All Hallows’ Eve. Picture their blood drying on wallpaper, splotching on your clothes, their listless eyes turned up to show first snow.
Step 4) Create an alter-ego. Fantasize you are the most important person amongst a thousand of your body guards. You are the leader of forty legions of phantoms who shadow you around. You are worth something, no matter what anybody else says. You are one of a kind—and those others are nothing but a fleck of mote circling around your stratosphere.
Step 5) Remember: practice small and expand your horizon. By killing humans, you are doing them a favor. They’ve always wanted to die, you see. Their meaningless, drab life of waking up, going to work, returning home to rinse and repeat, straddling the night air like a tailcoat wanting to end, only to discover their cure for their ailments hides back in a clock on a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday that comes along all too slowly. It’s the same as your never-ending torment that winds itself up and ticks toward its bottomless chasm.
Step 6) Select your victim. Follow her to her car. Appear lost; befuddled, pretend you are not of the area. Approach her slowly, smiling. Explain you need cash since your car is broken down at an intersection and is out of gas. You need a lift. Her hair maybe auburn, black, brunette, or blonde. Whatever the case, she steps back, hesitant. You notice her skin under the light, soft and supple. She denies your request. She runs, but before she can get any farther down the street yelling for help, you yank her hair and pull her back as she screams. You clamp a hand over her mouth. You muffle her, of course, to prevent drawing attention. Count the seconds. Slide the knife across the throat without puncturing and feel the pulse throb in her neck, oh how rapidly, begging to live. You pull her in; throw her in the vehicle, as you drive, the sharp instrument gleaming out in the open. She’ll cower and weep for her children, but do not be swayed. She’ll yammer on about her family history and how she must live, please don’t hurt her. Please don’t—I won’t tell anyone who you are. I swear, I swear to God. Assure her you’ll let her live if she complies. And she will—they always do.
Step 7) Make it quick. Hear how the heart beats so wildly. When you are finished, feel the life seep out of her slowly with glazed eyes. The face stiffening from rigor mortis, the stench of blood tickles your nostrils. Do you as you please with the body, because dead is dead. No one will find about your depraved acts until your next victim. You are God. Let them promise you. Let them swear. Eventually, detectives will come knocking and ask you questions. News reporters’ bulbs flash in your face as you are taken into the station. A movie is scripted in your name, inspired by you. In court hearing, a jury decides your fate. You plea insanity, but you know the truth: you can be sentenced for a lesser charge if you reveal the bodies of the rest of the corpses, which you should, even though some of them have passed through your stomach. You can lie about how many you’ve killed—stretch the truth—or never reveal where they were buried. But do not tell them about the phantoms or the voices or even I. You will become a legend.
Before the electric chair calls for you, I must congratulate you:
You are officially a serial killer.

70 comments:

  1. I like that, that's a good short story! Good writing too, IMO. But why all the anonymity? If you're a writer, you can't get famous by hiding.

    I think you should write a blovel. Check out mine, and e-mail me if you want to talk about it. But I don't talk to anons. If you're a writer, be professional, if you want to be anon, then have fun.

    Having said that, however, I think you write well and you made a good short story.

    http://gordons-ghosts.com

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    1. How can you get away from killing people like the zodiac killer?

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  2. When I was reading this story fascinate because I remember other stories that I read in other sites and books, including in the films, when you try to analize the profile of a serial killer. I love your story!

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    1. You mean anime and manga novels huh? (I know it from ur name)

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    2. You really can't learn much from watching television, it's for entertainment which means they manipulate the truth to make it enjoyable. Most of the time movies are based off someone's imagination, do not base your experience or knowledge off television or social media it's not realistic or logical. Reading is and so is going to school or taking courses in college.

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    1. Well, aren't you just a basket of bloody roses?

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  4. Great! Loved it, my friend. I also write stuff about serial killers but it's in spanish. Anyway... Great job.

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  5. You have a few things incorrect. You do not disrespect your parents. Even if they are wrong. Thou shall obey your mother and father. Cutting into animals is never squeamish. It is pure curiosity. Scientific. God is in the details. Do not fear. Victims are not victims. Sadness is only for missing out on future events. You never take trophies. One is humble before the Lord. Truth shall set you free. Do not release the truth until your work is done. One sacrifice, or 500. You work will be rewarded.

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  6. Oh what the fuck this is just a story? I thought it was advice!

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  7. Serial killers often don't respect their parents. They often do take trophies.

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  8. oh so true ALICE SUSAN HARDING...so many studies at YALE, Harvard, DUKE UNIVERSITY and more confirm all the above mentioned steps.....As a helpless victim of abuse...unless one has felt its horror..one cannot correctly comment.
    Why would there now be changes in the law making cruelty to living beings a prison sentence? Well, studies prove abusers are disturbed and must be removed from society for safety reasons. I understand that many serial killers like eating human flesh as there is a thrill factor to ...I guess actions....They have no respect for any living being and ultimately they escalate their perversions!!!!!

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  9. This story matches details of an unsolved crime we have here in staten island. Anyone with details of the writers name should contact Deputy Inspector Joseph B Veneziano at (718) 876-8500

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  10. Is it too simple to be a serial killer that you have listed it in just 7 steps? I think this is the reason why so many serial killers on the looses are right now all across over world currently.

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  11. Rookie/Prospect points of view on serial killers idealogy. the only truth i see. is selecting your victims and being your own god. the rest i can do better than that.

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  12. I wanna be a serial killer can't wait till I turn into one be careful I coming for people and chop their head of an place them in a cubored and go on a killing Speer thanks for the information

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  13. Ive been killing serial for years and ive never had to do any of these things. 2/10

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  14. I wouldn't mind killing some people, I'd mainly aim for young girls.

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    1. Id rather try with animals first

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    2. Why you a pussy can't kill somthing worth while i feel like your a coward you would be my target people like you should going after childern you my friend would have no problem finding you i bet your a pedophile so it makes it evil to do things to you i bet you are in the papers or the child predator list witch is fine that gives me names address and etc.so i would find you break into your house and slowly make my way through your house i would put a zip tie slowly put it around your neck then i would zip it so tight your eye balls would pop out of its sockets as you panic for air as i would look into your eyes and your hands tied behind you your changing color red to purple to blue i would slowly cut you
      This is where it gets fun for me cause by you saying you would go after helpless childern i would sit on your dieing chest and tied up hands i would smack you in the head repeatedly with a hammer smashing your teeth smash your forhead and reach in your smashed in face i would pull your tongue out i would kill you quick cause hell would do more justice then i would cause i would feel bad or anything just the joy of doing good to kill you cause thats one kid that is safe i wouldt even feed you to the gators knowing you could make him sick so you should kill your self for even going after kids man your pitiful human to go after kids

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    3. Why you a pussy can't kill somthing worth while i feel like your a coward you would be my target people like you should going after childern you my friend would have no problem finding you i bet your a pedophile so it makes it evil to do things to you i bet you are in the papers or the child predator list witch is fine that gives me names address and etc.so i would find you break into your house and slowly make my way through your house i would put a zip tie slowly put it around your neck then i would zip it so tight your eye balls would pop out of its sockets as you panic for air as i would look into your eyes and your hands tied behind you your changing color red to purple to blue i would slowly cut you
      This is where it gets fun for me cause by you saying you would go after helpless childern i would sit on your dieing chest and tied up hands i would smack you in the head repeatedly with a hammer smashing your teeth smash your forhead and reach in your smashed in face i would pull your tongue out i would kill you quick cause hell would do more justice then i would cause i would feel bad or anything just the joy of doing good to kill you cause thats one kid that is safe i wouldt even feed you to the gators knowing you could make him sick so you should kill your self for even going after kids man your pitiful human to go after kids

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  15. I wonder how it feels to actually kill someone for the first time

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    1. I bet its like sex its over before you enjoy it

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    2. I'm guessing it feels like popping bubble wrap. Amazing from what I've read lol

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  16. Id like to try cutting some animals.. im pretty curious. I once hanged a cat. But that was when i was a kid.

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  17. Id like to try cutting some animals.. im pretty curious. I once hanged a cat. But that was when i was a kid.

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  18. I pulled my cats teeth when I was 4 poor toothless car starved to death wait maybe he died of pain. was a long time ago but does that count?

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  19. i killed a squrel and a bird and my dog

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  20. i killed a squrel and a bird and my dog

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    1. Hey Jolene.....Why don't come to Africa.....Ama give a black dick.....You won't kill no more animals.....Will turn you into a serial killer

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  21. i killed my friend's family, a total of 5 and he did not know. he thought they abandoned him but what he did not know is that they are at the bottom of the ocean, in pieces.

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  23. INDEED INSPIRING, THANKS FOR THE INSPIRATION BRO, HATS OFF TO YOU, YOU MADE ME LAUGH, GOOD ONE:-)

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  24. All of you are sick fucks who if found engaging in any of these acts will be caught and executed

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  25. All of you are sick fucks who if found engaging in any of these acts will be caught and executed

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    1. How will you do that when there between 100 or 150 active persons

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    2. :) One target down, 6,999,999,998 to go :)

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  26. Intriguing. Very informative, story or not.

    I have already begun my killing, and this is rather amusing to read. Yes, flesh is rather tasty also....

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    1. What went through your mind in doing was it a reason or just to do it

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    2. You make a rather good point, my friend. Human flesh has a delectable texture, does it not?

      I'm sitting here, reading through these comments, in absolute hysterics! You humans are so... entertaining!

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  27. Killing is not a joke. You can never turn back after you've killed someone.

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  28. Killing is not a joke. You can never turn back after you've killed someone.

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    1. All is fair in love and war, is it not?
      Do not fret, my friend. I a-sure you, no harm will come of this blog alone. It takes more than a few bloody knives and pretty words to trigger a man's darker side.

      Any man that takes the life of another, obviously has little or no regards for petty internet serial role-players.

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  29. I fantasize daily about killing people the first step seems to be the hardest to get that first kill but I think I got one planned this inspires me

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  30. I think the story should not attack women there a easy prey pluse i think you should go after those who wish to do harm to others me i would go after muslims or middle eastern people
    Cause who cares about them i have been watching one or two from my pray but i know right from wrong but fuck it were animals I'm at a store looking around found a few but thats not what im hunting and yes i have thought about being a flesh eater but i have been doing research and what i found was it was done for a cause so im wondering when will i snap its gonna be a hard choice to make killing animals is not me I'd rather be up right pray or food

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    1. I am a Muslim.....Come and kill me.....Bitches like you can't kill....Am fuck you ...Cut open your gut....Then fuck you again ...So watch out maafaka

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    2. I agree when will anybody snap

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  31. I made choice you muslims are my next pray dont know when but i will have ten or more i will find you

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    1. Bloody hell.....u dont know us muslims....u will be wetting ur pants when u confront one.

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  32. Sick people, the police should absolutely do something about this
    You people need help, suickly

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  33. I believe that it is a guid manual to become a serial killer lol but i like it, because i reliase that i may be a potantial serial killer when i red your stuff, hhhhhhhh sick me

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  34. This has really motivated me.....I always had that fear but now its gone.....Now is the time to unleash my true colors to the world

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  35. This was an awesome story thxs fo the advice

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  36. This is a horrible site, I had no idea there'd be so many people talking seriously about being murderers. This is so terrible.

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  37. im doing good so far,ive had no contact with anyone

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  38. U fucktards aren't killers... U think that shit sound cool... Come to my hood where we kill folk for real! Not just blog about it. Killing is a choice not a hobby where I'm from fuckin fool!!!!

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